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Git Gud
Guidebook

The 250-node wiki web of developer despair, plus its spin-offs: Inglorious BASHturds movie one-sheets, the Clanker FourPlay collectible deck, and the ROGUE cover preview. #DivineDystopia Hell is an Algorithm. Welcome to GenieWars

📚 Open the Git Gud Guidebook — the full hyperlinked web →

🖼 Poster previews →🃏 Collectible card deck →📖 Read the dictionary (one page) →

📕 The Dictionary

The Urban Git-tionary → open the wiki (22 entries across 7 volumes)
ALGORITHMAUTHORCLANKERCODECONSCIOUSNESSHELLall 22 →

🎬 Movie posters

MERGE HARDparody of Die Hard — “47 conflicts. One branch. No backups.”THE GITFATHERparody of The Godfather — “A pull request he can't refuse.”GIT PUSH THE FORCE AWAKENSparody of Star Wars: The Force Awakens — “git push origin main --force”MAD MERGE FURY CODEparody of Mad Max: Fury Road — “Witness me push untested code to prod.”RAIDERS OF THE LOST STASHparody of Raiders of the Lost Ark — “It belongs in a commit!”JURASSIC FORKparody of Jurassic Park — “They were so busy asking if they could fork it, they never asked if they should.”

💄 ROGUE covers — paused this run; ships as its own magazine once the Clanker FourPlay deck is locked.